NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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