Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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