i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
