He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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