They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She announced her abortion via fbk
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
