'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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