Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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