ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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