I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I supernannyed him into submission
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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