is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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