At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i only shaved half my leg
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.