I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.