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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  smell my finger.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.

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• (951): View more from California

  At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (361): View more from Texas

  He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Are you alive?

  (1-204): View more from Manitoba

  I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?

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