problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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