So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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