your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
