Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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