Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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