that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
There r osticjed everywhere
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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