Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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