White coat. Heels.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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