Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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