Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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