Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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