look no pants
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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