There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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