She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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