I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
why is half of my head shaved?
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