Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
What did we do last night that was yellow?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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