I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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