forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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