Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
It's shark week go big or go home
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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