tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize