i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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