then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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