my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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