I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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