Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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