these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
last night I used snow as a chaser
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He did a backflip because drugs
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