So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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