big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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