and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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