If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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