What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think your dad took our porno
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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