yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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