U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
no, he came in my armpit
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
