My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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