you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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