You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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