Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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