Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Its about making memories worth repressing
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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