i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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