Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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