dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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