Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My penis needs a shock collar
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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