its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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