Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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