come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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